Our Favorite SPAM!

Here are some of the great SPAM comments we’ve received… they make me laugh, so I couldn’t just delete them 🙂

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Submitted on 2012/09/14 at 5:09 pm

Unfortunately, The Bourne Legacy is neither as exciting or as intriguing as the Matt Damon-led films – but that doesn’t mean it’s a total misfire. In general, the movie’s biggest shortcoming is an overlong runtime that is the result of a number of drawn-out scenes and action set pieces. Nearly every moment of the film is interesting, whether a meditative character beat or a fast-paced chase sequence, but not everything is essential. As the minutes tick on, these less-engaging elements begin to distract from the core narrative – resulting in a diminished return for the on-screen drama.

* On this post~~ Thank you! I did indeed look at the clip, and it is amsoewe. But it looks like Marsters is wearing different shirts, so I didn’t know if it was the same scene he has some sort of military-esque jacket in the clip and more of a tight undershirt-y thing in the screencap (or could just be the dim lighting in the screencap making the shirt look different). Is there more than one snogging scene

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Submitted on 2012/09/21 at 5:44 am

Shirley Bennett : We’ve got to do something about Pierce and those painkillers. Jeff Winger : He’s recovering from broken legs Troy Barnes : I’ll say. He can moonwaaaalk! Jeff Winger : I’m sure he’s almost through his prescription. Besides he’s a baby boomer, they invented drugs. Britta Perry : Yeah, they also invented tv, have you seen him control one of those? Annie Edison : [pointing at the others] Intervention? Intervention? Intervention? Jeff Winger : Count me out. Shirley Bennett : We can’t count you out, he listens to you. Jeff Winger : Well he also listens to the Barenaked Ladies, go get their dumb asses to help you. Troy Barnes : [everyone gasps in horror] Okay Jeff, you are clearly in a bad space today, but Pierce is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you? Jeff Winger : Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively and how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned? Annie Edison : Well maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff Jeff, and maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero! Jeff Winger : Oh, okay, they’re BNL now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are Abed Nadir : Fundamental. Jeff Winger : You know what Pierce probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too. Britta Perry : [yelling angrily] You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded, ass! Troy Barnes : Why does being a librarian make her even hotter? Abed Nadir : They’re keepers of knowledge. She holds the answers to all of our questions, like “Will you marry me?” and “Why are there still libraries?” Troy Barnes : I wanna be a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages, make sure nobody drew wieners in me.

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Submitted on 2012/09/22 at 1:44 am

There are a number of different galleries, several of which were built at different times throughout the aquarium’s history.


I love that some of the SPAM is actually relevant! If it had been a real person, I totally would’ve approved that one!


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Submitted on 2012/09/23 at 1:09 am

Female employee: Oh, I can’t bend the rules for you, sir. Because it just wouldn’t be a “Fun Fun Zone” without fun fun rules.

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Submitted on 2012/09/25 at 1:53 pm

What did you think of this week’s episode? Were you excited to see a call-back to the classic series in Kate? Which was your favorite montage? How many tissues will you need on hand next week? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

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Submitted on 2012/09/29 at 8:38 am

I hope in this movie they are showing the female ass and a lot of blood

Note~ I ALMOST let that one through because it is AWESOME… but the account/page attached to it was p0rn and I just couldn’t give that access…

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Simply wanna remark on few general things, The website design and style is perfect, the subject material is real wonderful : D.

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Submitted on 2012/10/02 at 3:00 am

Little things have a way of getting your ex back after a fatal fallout… the answer is YES! This gives you time to feel and be happy without your ex. Simply say that you don’t love your partner.

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Submitted on 2012/10/13 at 7:56 pm

We’ve showcased some of our favorite spooky stories and bloodthirsty monsters in these weeks leading up to a holiday TV evangelist Jimmy Swaggert once called “the greatest threat to Christianity in American since the invention of evolution, though the candy part is kinda nice.”* And while chilling tales of axe-wielding psychopaths waiting inside your bathroom mirror to leap out and lop your head off and the notion that somewhere in Hollywood, in a storage room on a mostly forgotten backlot, the costumes donned by dwarf actors in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, hang lifeless and leering in a darkened prop closet, they pale in comparison to the real-life stories of horror that fill our nation’s newspapers every day. I mean, probably. I don’t really read the newspaper. Are there even newspapers anymore? Someone should investigate that and publish it where someone might actually see it.

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Submitted on 2012/10/22 at 3:51 am

The Bechdel Test is a well-known yardstick used by writers and critics to assess the feminist credentials of a narrative. Taking its name from an episode in Alison Bechdel’s comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For , the basic principle is that in order to pass the test, there must be at least one scene in which two women talk about a topic other than men.

(This one almost got me to let it through… except that the post was made by a SPAM account that wanted me to buy property in the Bermuda triangle, or something)

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Christopher Harvey, Senior Nation Officer for J.P. Morgan for a lot more than sixteen years, Janssens has unparalleled insights and knowledge in the Japanese market place, the fiscal business and the TS and WSS organizations. Ben will also report to Greg Guyett, who at the moment heads J.P.

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Submitted on 2012/10/19 at 2:52 am

Of course, it’s difficult to talk about Anger Management without mentioning the unique situation that it finds itself in. Receiving an initial order of 10 episodes from FX, the series deal dictates that if the first episodes hit a certain ratings number, the network will have to order an additional 90 episodes, essentially making it a syndicated sitcom.

Submitted on 2012/10/20 at 9:36 pm

I really adore the sport and can’t read enough about it! Thanks for sharing this information with me, I will return every day to read more. Thanks for this site!

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Submitted on 2012/10/29 at 1:53 am

Tara the Vampire. What an amazing, fruitful, excellent turn of events for Tara’s character. Her life had been in the shitter for seasons now, but Sam is right: Sookie, Lafayette and Pam gave her another chance, and now it’s up to her what she makes of it. I loved watching Tara discover how quickly she can heal and her new senses, gazing into the sky. I loved watching her choose not to be a killer, and to trust Sam. I loved the parallels to Pam’s own turning — a life worth living, and etc. I really can’t wait to see what happens to her, and I think that’s a real feat with Tara’s character, because as much as I’ve never been on the Tara-hating bandwagon, she has had one note for too long, and it’s great to see her gaining strength.

{Very interesting to me that this random SPAM is True Blood oriented as there is a possible connection to the show here at NerdLush}

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Look for his character, Terry, the actor whose career never quite took off, to take some baby steps toward actually growing up. It’s already leaked that Majandra Delfino of “Roswell” fame will be a love interest for the womanizing Terry. However, according to Bakula, “He’ll have this relationship with Melinda McGraw, which is an old relationship, and start exploring a much more serious relationship. But there are ups and downs, and when it’s down, he’s in bed with someone else.” And one of those someone elses is Delfino.

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Occasionally if I used Nature’s Miracle and a goal. It is always a good deal. Here is a wonderful experience. The carpets were to be solid, and level

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Submitted on 2012/11/03 at 9:39 am

For instance, one of the characters I identify with most is Nana Komatsu (aka “Hachi”) in Ai Yazawa’s NANA. While I’ve got a career drive that better resembles her friend Nana Osaki’s, like Hachi, I can measure my past in increments of ex-boyfriends. I’ve struggled, as she does, with being hung up on men, with needing to feel loved (even when it’s false), with needing to keep my real thoughts and feelings secret for fear of losing that love, and so on. I’ve come further than she has (*maybe*, that’s probably more appropriately discussed over beer) but while she’s a woman Mo might find tiresome, she’s one *I need to read about*. She’s relevant to my life. Not the life I maybe wish I had, but my actual life. What I love about NANA is that while Hachi struggles with these things, what the real story is about is how, ultimately, the relationship that Hachi and Nana have with each other is more real and more satisfying than their tumultuous relationships with men. Do they talk to each other about the men in their lives? Certainly. They also talk about their careers, their personal hopes and fears, each other, and everything else under the sun. These women reflect myself back to me, but they also provide a blueprint for female friendship in which I can find hope and inspiration. I can’t undo the person I am or the broken things in my own past. I can’t erase the way I was socialized or what that made me. So for me, seeing that addressed on paper is important. It’s what makes something more than fantasy for me as a reader. And because so many women still struggle with these things daily, I think these stories are important as stories for women, if not perhaps as stories for women like Mo. In my world, these women are heroic.

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Submitted on 2012/11/25 at 9:46 am

This film is a whodunit, soft-porn, whatever. David (Scott Bakula) and Jerry (John Getz) are best friends since school. They have always been competative. They share a long-time friendship with Beth (Sheila Kelley), who dated them both when they were in school. Now, all of them are just plain old ordinary friends. Then enters Diana (Chelsea Field) who married Jerry on a singles-cruise, without David’s or Beth’s knowing. Diana is one mixed-up piece of work. Jerry asks David to “talk” to Diana (David is a psychiatrist), get to the source of her erratic behaviour. David is hesitant, and seeks the advice of a fellow psychiatrist, Louise (France Nuyen); who advises David that he is playing a dangerous game with his “help” with Diana. But…he falls head-over-heels (and other body parts) in love with Diana (someone else they share, without Jerry’s knowing). Jerry received some very interesting informaton about Diana from someone from her past. He is not amused. Next thing you know, Jerry is murdered. David should have taken heed of his friend’s advice. Diana is a prime suspect. But suspicion also falls on Beth, who is still in love with David, hoping that they would someday get back together again. David suspected Beth because be believes her to be obsessive with him, thinking that she is jealous of Diana; as well as a rather a damning clue he discovers. He is aware that Diana is quite capable of killing, and wishes otherwise. The storyline is okay, but I found the sex-scenes a bit gratuitous. I like Jerry, Beth, and Louise the best; as well as the two policemen, friends of Beth.

***********This one is especially amusing because it is a description of a Scott Bakula movie. So it actually fits perfectly… accept is was a p0rn site that posted it. haha.

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This is just some random cooment that i wanted to write to see if i could blast the the hell out of this site later. If it sticks il will come back around and stuff the hell out of it with some links. Please wait for my return and i will take advantage of this opening.

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When Katniss’s mom heard Katniss singing “The Hanging Tree” she yelled at him for teaching her that, and tells Katniss to forget the song. Katniss runs away to the hide out and of course because she was told to forget the song, she distinctly remembers it. She remembers it a lot, especially after her father’s death. Katniss sings the “Hanging Tree” once to Pollux when he wanted her to sing for the mockingjays and a few other times throughout the book Mockingjay.

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Your query “1 sdcc 2012 how to train your dragon riders of berk panel part 1″ could not be matched exactly. Hammsters returned some approximate torrent matches for your free download.

~I would really love to let these next two go through…

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Submitted on 2013/02/03 at 3:54 am

I absolutely hated the CGI crane shot that ended the episode. It was poorly rendered, and tried to force faux-epic drama, when cutting to black on Amell’s close-up would have been much more intimate and effective. Also, the anvilicious Green Arrow name drop was…awful. At least in Smallville, they were so up front with their campy puns and references that it was kind of fun to see how a tights reference would be awkwardly shoehorned in. But here, it was almost malicious, as if it were saying the show is too dark and real for such a “lame” name. It’s odd, given the show’s reverence to the source material with the insane amounts of comic book references and the straight-from-the-page looks of Deathstroke, China White and Green Arrow himself. It seems like it was a joke someone really wanted to make in the pilot specifically to differentiate it from other adaptations, only for the line to be cut and the same jerk to bring it back for episode nine. It was out of place (there wasn’t even any build-up for Oliver to out-of-the-blue talk about naming the guy) and really, really shoehorned in.

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We knew she was taken. My doubt is if in the future we saw in 4×19, the observers knew who she was. I think someone took her from the observers, if they indeed took her from PO, and my guess is September. That would only reinforce the idea that he would become an even greater target. And she was raised by someone. Amy, I don’t want anyone to die, but I think it would be very unrealistic to end the show without an important death. In case they want to continue the story (comics or films) I don’t believe they will kill Olivia, Peter or Walter. However Olivia or Walter dying would make perfect sense. Olivia has been the show’s punch bag since the beginning, it’s not difficult to put her in a situation where she would die to save the team, the world, whatever. It would be in character. Walter has spent four seasons where nothing happend to him, yet he and Bell are the ones responsible for so much pain and suffering. It would be a fitting end for him to sacrifice and give the others the chance of a future. Broyles could have an heroic death too, like Lance said, but it wouldn’t have the same impact and Alt-Broyles already died as a hero. You know I think Etta will die and PO will have another baby. This way they would solve the problem of the awkward situation of a grown up daughter.

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Submitted on 2013/04/03 at 10:46 pm

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offencesFor abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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